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February 15, 2009 · Print This Article
Rumplestiltskin. asked:
santa clause announces his retirement.
said theres too much travelling involved,
and wants somebody younger to take over,
santa clause announces his retirement.
said theres too much travelling involved,
and wants somebody younger to take over,
crikey will there be a christmas this year? who will deliver the presents?
business travel
no way!!!!! santa rules
Justin Timberlake
Go ask mommy and daddy about that. Tell them to tell you the truth about santa claus. Your parents should be watching over you anyways, little boy, now hush!
Chuck Norris.
I NEVER SAID THAT!!
I AM HERE TO STAY!!
Don’t panic there’s at least five months of interviews for the job, someone will bring you your pressies I promise you, even if I have to do it myself.
I’ll even stop shaving tomorrow in case I get the job, now where did I leave those stupid reindeer?
To bad their is no Santa Claus, Christmas is about Christ!
gary glitter
no Christmas again cos it might insult the poor Muslims
I nominate Paris Hilton. No…Wait. She shouldn’t be driving. Oh, well.
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“santa will never retire, he will deliver to the children, he will deliver to europe, and to the middle east, he will never retire, never!!”
Was it not “North Tonight”? I’m sure you’ll be OK petal – Santa has time to train someone to take his place.
harry potter,as a trial lets see if hes magical enough to carry all those presents on a broomstick!
Darn…dave3 got there first…bottttt.
Although, wouldn’t that mean possibly leaving the twins alone all night in a large Portuguese Villa with a pool ????
i think u can be tht younger boy az the representer of santa clause, nd u cannot see the children without gifts so go ahead
royal mail of course
Santa will never let the kids down, he is the only one left that they can really believe…….